The Official Blog of Sailor Mouth Soaps

I'm loving  Etsy's Treasury East  where members can create their own Treasury's and save them forever! Here's one that I made recently. Guess how I was feeling when I made it?  Things that look like food And here's a few that I've been featured in. It's funny how popular the gory, horror soaps are compared to everything else. Tehehehe. And now: the ZOMBIE blood TREaSURY! It's a Royal Flush... Play a hand, Alice? Tiki Torched Ommetaphobia - Fear of Eyes EYE SEE YOU Pieces of My Heart horror Coffins, Skulls, and Humor Creepy and Mysterious....

Interested in trying out my natural soaps at a half the regular price? I've just listed in  my Etsy store  a mystery bag of  not-so-perfect-yet-still-lovely  soaps that need a new home. You will get around 200g of soap for only $5! These poor ugly ducklings are the result of experiments, are a little too small for regular sale or have a ding or two from being transported to and from market stalls. Ugly duckling soaps will be listed from time to time, as my epic failing permits, so hop on over to  my store  and take a look before they all sell out and you have to wait for another mistake :P see more dog and puppy pictures

It's getting to that stage in my life where most of my friends are off having babies and my social outings almost always involve my friends children, so having spent a bit more time around them, I've decided to do a line of soaps especially for kids! This first of the range is these adorable dinosaurs - roawww! They are all made with nourishing Shea Butter to help moisturise and care for little one's skin. Each soap is scented with Guava & Cucumber fragrance. Imagine everything that was fresh, green and new in the world that once was.